Posted by
Andrew Roman on Sunday, October 26, 2008 7:39:09 PM
All right, I’ve had just about enough. It’s time for the fatalistic, over-intellectualizing, end-of-the-road, windbag conservative pundit-ocracy out there – you know who you are – to just back-off, relax, grab a cream soda, breathe deeply into paper bags, if necessary, and stop with all of the elitist, smartest-thinker-in-the-room, Democrat-like negativity, okay?
To these defeatists, the election is a mere formality now. As far as they’re concerned, Senator Barack Obama can begin measuring the Oval Office for window treatments.
It’s enormously aggravating.
Expecting gloom and doom from the left is one thing. It’s like expecting a hungry mosquito to be happy at a nudist colony. It’s simply inevitable. Yet, some of these supposed conservative column-jockeys sound determined to be the ones to show that they hammered in John McCain’s coffin nails before anyone else did. Their collective pessimism and Obama-coronating scribbles are, as talk-show host Laura Ingraham would say, tedious.
Just imagine these conservative thinkers waging the battles and authoring the strategies in the War on Terror with the same zeal, virility and attitude with which they have approached the home stretch of this election.
They’d be Democrats.
Inspiring, yes?
This, of course, is the same group of oft-convoluted wordsmiths who rail incessantly against the intrinsic liberal bias in the media (rightly so) - and yet, now that the struggle for the White House has proven to be a tough one, and Senator McCain is clearly fighting an uphill battle against a candidate who not only embraces socialist ideals but is protected by a media behemoth doing exactly what they do best - namely, deprecating conservative values at almost every possible juncture – there are concessions and defections taking place all over.
Excuse me, fellow traditionalists, conservatives, Republicans and patriots – your party, your movement, your country desperately needs you now. Where is your intestinal fortitude?
If I may offer a suggestion … how about not throwing in the towel like a bunch of front-running crybabies and support your team? How about waiting until the last out is actually made before you begin heading back to the dugout with your chin on your chest, trying to figure out how Republicans can deal with a Messianic administration?
I simply don’t understand the mindset. The election is still nine days away. Historically, presidential polling has been known to be – how would you say – a bit off?
By no means is this thing a done deal.
Yet, many of the most respected and widely-read self-proclaimed conservative columnists have all but wheeled the champagne cart into the opposing team’s locker room.
Washington Post columnist David Frum, for example, says that Republicans need to create a plan of salvage, which includes conceding the White House while pouring resources into Senate races.
New York Times columnist David Brooks predicts a nine point Obama victory while calling Sarah Palin a "fatal cancer to the Republican party."
Christopher Buckley, son of the great William F. Buckley – who for a period penned the back-page column at National Review and was a speech-writer for then Vice President George H.W. Bush – openly threw his support behind Senator Obama because, among other reasons, he “has in him … the potential to be a good, perhaps even great leader. He is, it seems clear enough, what the historical moment seems to be calling for.”
Okay, Chris.
Columnist Kathleen Parker suggested that victory could be possible if Governor Sarah Palin simply stepped aside as John McCain’s running mate, lest she be the authoress of any more cringe-worthy moments.
There are others.
Add to this list of opinion-page word slingers actual Republican defectors - like former Secretary of State Colin Powell, or former Republican Governor of Massachusetts, William Weld (who actually said that Barack Obama was a “once-in-a-lifetime candidate who will transform our politics and restore America's standing in the world"), or former Republican Minnesota Governor, Arne Carlson, who wrote that Obama was “a remarkably disciplined and focused leader who has the potential to become a truly great president."
I am convinced I have slipped into an alternate dimension.
Notice not one of these pundits or politicians claim to admire Obama’s policies or positions. Why should they? He speaks so well. It’s all about his “potential” or his “discipline” or his “historical significance” or some other off-the-rack slice of bumper-sticker twaddle.
So, what exactly about this big government, wealth-distributing, terrorist-befriending, cliché spewing, all-abortion all-the-time one-trick phony-baloney hyper-liberal do these so-called Republicans find so alluring?
This is, and can only be, about one thing - that is, wanting to be on the winning side of an historic election.
What else?
Is it Obama’s plan of swiping more earnings from the successful among us and handing it out to the undeserving (under the guise of tax cuts) that is so appealing to these Republicans? Perhaps it is Obama’s pledge to sign the Freedom of Choice Act into law upon taking office that has these so-called conservatives all gaga. Maybe it is Obama’s associations with an unrepentant terrorist, an America-hating clergyman and a corrupt community organizing group that has the mouths of the converted awash in salivary admiration. Of course, it could also be Obama’s willingness to sit down unconditionally with despotic world leaders, coupled with his sound judgment in opposing the “surge” in Iraq that instills confidence in his abilities to be Commander-In-Chief.
Frankly, this is just ridiculous.
As talk show host Dennis Prager often says, “First tell the truth, and then give your opinion.”
With that in mind, answer this …
If Senator John McCain were up by, say, ten points in all of these tracking polls, how many defections to the Democratic ticket do you think you’d count?
Perhaps a better question is … if a Democratic nominee who held the identical positions of Senator Obama were running for President, and he were not black, would any of these head-hanging, whiny, incoherent converts even dream of compromising their values to sing the praises of such a card-carrying leftist? Would it even be an option to concede the White House until the votes were tallied?
Truth first. Opinion later.
I so very much look forward to hearing from the failed defectors on the morning of November 5th if (and I do believe “when”) Senator McCain becomes the next President of the United States.
Now go fight!
Andrew Roman, Brooklyn, NY